F1 Racing

Who da man?

It is absolutely amazing how this pod on the left sounds like an F1 racer.

These are da rules as specified by
Big Daddy bOsSNaSs.

Iffa you gotta booboo speak to jor hunna Big Daddy bOsSNaSs....

General rules

1. All bets must be placed by at least 1 minute before the race, local time and ZA time! Not some typical broadcast time. On race week-end.
2. If your bet was not placed, tuff, yeah that's right (DASH) tuff, but should the bribaray reach the acceptable limit on the raychter bribing scale, placing a bet after the fact could be negotiated.
   
3. To change a bet is impossible! If you want to change one, forget it! Bets in life only change of you have enough money!
4. No rands/pesos/mula/dollars/rupees/yen/deutschmark/euros/uk pounds/stones/beads etc.. will exchange hands be it electronically transferred or otherwise. Only drinks will be served.
5. Any error on your bet will be deemed your error - bOsSNaSs is exempt from all errors.
6. In the event of:
   • ELE (Extinction Level Event ) e.g. meteorite hitting the track
   • GPF (Grand Prix F#@$up) idiot running around pretending to be an f1 car
   • BBC (BoSsNaSs Bet Cancelled) He who dares wins.
   all bets are off.
7. The winner is determined by the punter properly placing and positioning pilots per pursuit. (Hey this isn't about planes - A pilot is a driver in French - as if you didn't know that hey.)
8. When a punter has not punted for more than four races in a row, hmmm...just bet on MS...no consolation here...

If you have a rule that you think is appropriate then you must email that rule to the bOsSNaSs. Who in turn will forward it to the appropriations committee. Where they will deliberate for a week then they will recommend it or not to the Recommendations Council for final billing to the Board of Directors of the Fun Betting Institute. Once the FBI have decided on the legality of the rule then the legal department will scrutinize it for language and grammar and then they will contact you for an appointment to see the board of directors upon which a decision will be made whether to accept it or not.